Yeezy

Early Life
Jesus Salazar knew from a very young age that he wasn't like everyone else. While his brother was a special sort of sexy, he himself was a black cosplayer who posted on 4chan under the moniker CuteYuriChan69. The 4chan life molded Geezy into what would later be his full time occupation: Shitposting on Facebook.

Career
After an unsuccesful highschool career were he just shitposted IRL, Geezy decided to take his talent of getting blocked into a full time career. Much like Rakaww, Pretty Ricky's younger, even prettier brother, Geezy dedicated much of his adult life shitposting onto facebook. The key difference being that Rakaww posted terrible memes, while Geezy posted inflammatory content meant to infuriate his friends and followers.

Sexual exploits
Although claiming to be asexual, Geezy has 7 different videos circulating pornhub, including 2 anal, 1 masturbation, and an asmr video of the sound of his dick splashing water in his bathtub. Geezy gets his hymen reconstructed every two weeks in order to claim that he is still a virgin and asexual.

A Bottle and One Dalmatian
After one of his many masturbation sessions, Geezy filled a water bottle full of his Semen because he did not have paper towels. One day when visiting, cri cri found the bottle, and thinking it was milk, made some pancakes with it. Although full of nutrition, the pancakes tasted terrible and cri cri was shunned by friends for making terrible pancakes. Later he found out that bottle was not in fact milk, and their relationship has allegedly become strained. However, recent reports state that cri cri was spotted sneaking into his roomlate at night.

Quotes
"“Jesus Christ! We haven’t fucked in 2 weeks. It’s like I’m fucking asexual” - Geezy after not masturbating for 2 weeks""'Some of y'all will probably block me for this' - Geezy right after a shit post directed at an ex"