NHLA (Contract)

Synopses
The No Homo License Agreement is a contract signed upon by every main member of Tokyo.TV. The contract states that no matter the action, the relationship between any two or more members of Tokyo.TV can never be considered homosexual.

The language of the contract is very specific and has only a few instances of possible loopholes. As an ultimatum the contract states that it will only be invalidated "if the balls touch", at which point one of the members involved must say "No Homo" or the encounter would be considered akin to one following LGBTQ standards.

As of the date of writing (8/26/2019), there has been no instances in which the agreement has been violated.

Language
For reference purposes the full 218 page contract can be read online at https://tinyurl.com/64y-m3n-r-gr8

First Kind
Close encounters of the first kind happen almost daily during regular conversation between the member of Tokyo.TV but the contract absolves them of any importance.

Second Kind
See: Dr. Jose and Jose MD

Third Kind
A close encounter of the third kind was witnessed by Pretty Ricky and the strongest man on earth when Josenpapi and Azauct were caught on tape dangerously close to rendering the contract invalid. If it had not been for their layers of clothing, the contract would have had its first ever violation.