Javs

Javs, born as Juan Javier Salazar, was born in the rural planet of Earth and cousin to Jhon. From a young age he knew he was probably on the spectrum, but after meeting Alan Carlos he knew he wasn't quite there yet.

Highschool
Jav's higschool years were some of the most controversial moments in Yes Prep history. Known as the kid with the mohawk, Javs and his crew would skateboard around the school during lunch hour and down time. Although the board of directors (Known as the Akatsuki) tried to shut down his illegal skating rink, he started a petition to be allowed to skate. After a gruesome week and a battle with the Akatsuki, Javs and his crew managed to win their rights to skate freely. After the huge success of the petition, Javs decided to start a GoFundMe to get Ass implant surgery. GoFundMe decided to shut him down, so he vowed to never invest any time or money into them. Instead, he started his first investment on Kickstarter, and finally got the surgery he wanted. His big assets attracted the attention of local twins, Rekisha and Renisha, whom he had a ménage à trois with.

Post Highschool
Javs learned nothing in highschool except to never invest on GoFundMe. His expertise in the field led him down the career of an investor. Javs started working the stock market, while at the same time experimenting with the cock rocket. This experimentation led him to Alan Carlo's massive shaft, which in turn led into Carson's vagina. Kike later followed in his footsteps.

Javs can now be routinely found asking for a hot and spicy, or when feeling kinky, a hot and sticky. After a huge negative yield early in 2019 Javs fell into deep depression and anger. He blocked his friends on social media and started hanging out with bad crowd. Javs started hustling in the underground markets, reselling, buying in bulk and providing services "for the low-low." Since then Javs has had a rebirth. Javs' epiphany led him to become a vegetarian, start exercising by biking 50 miles daily, and working a part time job with some side trading. This has yielded him tremendous results.

Post Malone
Javs allegedly once listened to Post Malone.

Big Schlong
Javs has been scientifically modified to have a huge penis, measuring a whole two inches (5.08 centimeters.) Editor's note: Mine is only an inch and a half so I am sure this is a world record.

Snake
Javs once asked his fellow friend Jose and his future wife Mum to go meet him at the park. As they drove there, he left the park, leaving his friends lost and stranded in the summer heat. When asked where he was, he sent a location message that he was back in his house.