Kike

Born into the savage life of a Dinosaur, Enrique Strait (now known as Enrique Puente, commonly referred to as Kike, usually called a little bitch) always knew he wasn't like all his fellow reptiles. 210 million years ago, the sun was shining as Kike watched the pterodactyls flap their wings and fly above the treetops. 'Wow!' he thought, 'I have never seen a dinosaur that flies before!' He could not believe that pterodactyl's wingspan can be as large as 30 feet. It looked like fun, but it made Kike feel frustrated and sad so he started listening to emo dino rap and started the popular catchphrase Rawr. During a concert of his, God (one of musclestacio's farts that transcended space and time) got mad at him and sent an asteroid crashing into him. Kike managed to survive, but lost half his brain and injured his arms, crippling his music talent and his gaming ability for the rest of his immortal life.

20stCentury
During the 20th century, Enrique, then known as Dark Prince Kike, led the 1st Panzer Division for the Third Reich under his first duo partner, Adolf Hitler. Although at first things were going well and they were climbing the world ladder, differences in fashion style led the two astray, and so Kike murdered Hitler, effectively starting the end of World War II. Kike passed off the murder as a suicide, and he himself slipped away to the shadows for the remainder of the century. He vowed to never climb and join a professional team of any kind, and actively worked to keep his future friends from climbing, in order to avoid another Fiasco.

21th Century
Kike wanted to give music a try again, but realized his brain just wasn't working, so he decided to enroll in school again. During his school years he met Jhonadab, Jhonajavs, Jhonalan, and Jhonose. They introduced him to worse music, and video games. Enrique now holds the top rank on League of Legends (on a private server he runs.)

22rd Century
Kike is an ancient being capable of unparalleled evolution. But this power comes at a cost: The relationship between Kikes age and his taste in music is an inverse variation. The older he gets the worse his taste in music becomes. As a result, Kike now spends most of his time listening to K-Drama OST's and K-Pop which has in turn overexposed him to asian culture and he now finds himself addicted to watching Anime and rolling for waifus on MudaeBot.

Family Life
Kike has come under fire from different critics for his lavish relationship style. Kike has had more than 5 different relationships in which. at least by appearance, he seems to plan to woo the bride into a false sense of security, impregnate them, have the child (naming it either Juan or Juanita, depending on their gender [and completely disregarding the child's own chosen gender identity, mind you.]), and then leaving the woman with the child stranded and at odds with the world as a single mother.

In one of his most controversial relationships Kike actually stayed with his wife for a few years. They had a boy on the first year named Juan, and it appeared that Kike would follow his pattern and desert his partner, but in a twisted turn of events his wife was caught in a bad accident where she became paralyzed. Many speculate that this caused Kike a tremendous toll on his conscience and he decided to stay with his partner to keep her happy.

Kike later confirmed in an interview with Buzzfeed: Jurassic that his intentions were far more sinister. He had decided to double down on his evil doings and go for a second child. After his wife recovered and got accustomed to her new life Kike impregnated her again, making her belief this would be the beginning of a nice family. With his wife convinced and his goals set, the child was born and Kike named her Juanita; and like with his many past wives Kike left his partner feeling no remorse, and moved to Honolulu.

Employment
Kike has worked at Panda Express for the last 25 years of his life even though he was fired in the third week for eating a client.

Catfishing
Kike was once caught in a relationship with Alan, who was assuming the mantle of Abby at the Time. The relationship started as light flirting, but later turned physical. After they were done having the best sex of their lives, Kike caught sight of Alan's tail. Feeling betrayed, kike allegedly went for Alan's ex.

Waifu Min/Maxing
Kike was slated to reveal the secrets to have perfect MudaeBot rolls. He was gonna give an interview revealing every secret. The best DL, Badge Progression, Optimal Tower, WL Manipulation, and other secrets in order to control MudaeBot's RNG. However Kike never made it to the interview and is currently on the missing Dinos list and Dino milk cartons.

A small torn piece of paper was found backstage the day of the interview of what seems to be some of Kike's notes from his Waifu Journal. It states:

Fanta
Although Kike's love for cock is well documented, due this Germany ties during the 20th century, his love for coke was not widely known until his research papers were revealed when Jhonadab hacked his computer. In documents unearthed, it is revealed that Kike was part of the research and development team for Fanta, a Nazi beverage created due to Germany's inability to import coke due to the World War. Dark Prince Kike's love for coke led to the creation of Fanta, which directly influenced the second greatest song of all time, "Bohemian Rhapsody", which only trails behind "Despacito".

Jurassic Park
Although not credited, Bug Daddy Kike was the acting coach for the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. As most of them were mutants and newborns, they did not know how to properly act as dinosaurs and preferred to spend the time at the pool or playing volleyball at the beach. He thought them how to properly crave human flesh and say rawr, leading to a successful first movie in the Jurassic Park Franchise.